ASS A JIGGLING

A text I got on Saturday Hey its N from work. I took a pic for your blog. this woman was walking on 34 and her underwear were way too tight and with every step she took her butt jiggled. It was very unpleasent No need to say more I love that everyone is on the band wagon for wattsupwiththatoutfit please send me pics :) I ll give you a shout out if you want.

TO TIGHT TAMMY

The thing about this that really get's me is this lady clearly goes to the gym but seriously you
decided before running off to your Spin class to borrow your daughter who is 5 panties and training bra hello can we please wear clothes that fit us correctly so we don't also stop in the bank and look like this gym or not panty lines and a bra so tight it's creating back rolls you don't even really have gross.

Hey Too Tight Tammy please make sure you wear your own clothes next time
this pic was submitted by AM and I love her for it :)

2....4......6....8... she looks like a Cheerleader I love to Hate

Now this pic is hard to tell what is really wrong sorry the subway was dark and my camera has no flash but a Paisley scarf and some kind of Cheerleader Skirt mixed together I really cannot stress enough about mixing patterns. I don't care in Ralph Lauren does it
It's a HOT MESS
hot because it was super hot in the subway and this gal has a scarf around her neck and mess because she wasn't sure what look she was going for Old grandma or Cheerleader.
Maybe a old lady who was once a cheerleader but never let it go. YUCKS

Laura Ingles threw up on her Prairie

While in Boston I had a little time to snap some more pictures.

First off I have said yes prints and plaids and print & print can sometimes go together and by sometimes I mean on a little ass girl not on a grown granny.
Dear Old Lady I get it ,

When you woke up you were in such a cheerful mood you searched through your closet and found the brightest and Boldest floral prints you could find and put them on together along with a ugly cheap yellow purse and walked out of the house the birds were chirping the sun was shining and the Flowers in the Garden were singing to you until you remembered you were on a acid trip and actually looked like something Laura Ingles threw up as she ran to her Little house on the Prairie.

NO do not ever mix bold floral patterns you look like a acid trip coloring book.
I am now throwing up roses and Daisy's and it's not a pretty site.

YUCKERSSS !!!!!

OMG IT'S A polka dot BUFFOON


I went on a mini outing to Govoners Island this weekend and ran into these two
Fashion Victims in route.

PLEASE LISTEN UP ..... PRINTS AND DOTS
STRIPES AND PLAID
JUST DO NOT GO TOGETHER.

The only time mixing prints and stripes can even try to work is when you are a kid but beyond the age of 7 sorry it just does not work.
I think if you resemble a Circus Clown a buffoon or a coloring book you need to go home and change.

Clearly this girl does not own a mirror or she is just a twit. I understand it's hard to see in this little pic but her top was a floral all over print paired with a brown and white tiered skirt with polka dots. Not only did she look like a PRINTED DOT BUFFOON he color scheme didn't even compliment or match in anyway on any level.

On to my other Girl um honey it's 2010 and no a ruffled Bustier top over a white long sleeve
woven button down is not a flattering look. To top it off she tried to wear this Tiny Tim hat
and some ugly pinstriped pants..paired with some nasty belt and gross woolen gloves it's hot as hell outside maybe she smoked some crack before she got dressed because this is just a mess any way you look at it.


This look can only be described as when Charlotte Russe and Scrouge hooked up and had a baby

Cheap clothing,ugly clothing and just a eye sore.

RAINBOW BRITE got the stomach flu and yacked all over the Beach

VOMIT SPEW in neon colors.

How do I even begin to describe this mess and I have actually seen this guy once before .....Yes it's a guy on the R train in Queens. Blonde dreadlocks with a cat , a rat and fly that won't die and perhaps the kitchen sink hidden inside them.

Various layers and yards of fabric in 60 different colors paired with fake flowers and butterflies in his hair on his dress and all over his body.

Feathers sticking out of a Jombie Genie hat straight out of Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse after it hooked up with Pirates of the Caribbean and to top it off a Neon Orange beard.

This guy is none other than a TRAIN WRECK TRANNY.

Do not try this look at home in private with all the lights off or ever.......

WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

Ok so the entire outfit is a mess that it's been in the 90's the last few days in NY and this guy was channeling something I don't really know what but I will say he looked like my assistant from my last Design job flash forward about 60 years.

I can just picture this guy getting ready saying into the mirror I look Fab dahlin fab....Um no
you look Ridiculous you have a sweatshirt wrapped around your shoulders layered on top of a Nylon track jacket with some ugly ass brown shoes and your Katie Perry wanna-be sunglasses paired with your HUGE !!! fake quilted Chanel Purse.

It's 90 degrees outside not only do we need to pick clothes that fit our body we need to wear clothes that fit the season this isn't Colorado OK the subway is a little chilly but really a sweatshirt.

I was bold and snapped the pic while I was sitting directly across from this guy because his outfit was screaming at me so LOUDLY I had to take action.

This is not the worst I have seen in the streets of NY but it's certainly worthy of being talked about.

I call this look Antarctica,Miami,Colorado and UGLY.

ROLLIN ON THE RIVER

Um ok so I was just getting over the crack that ate the Denim when I encountered this mess.

First off she grabbed her capri pants off a bratz doll because they were 7 sizes to small and digging into her rolls

Her toe nails were hanging over her shoes gross and her rolls were hanging out of her
Top that she clearly bought at Rave girl. Unless you are a 11 year old Girl you should not be shopping in that store.

This girl was such a HOT TRANNY MESS I didn't know if I should throw up or run away or throw up as I was running away.

PLEASE I cannot stress it enough buy clothes that fit you correctly and no one want's to see rolls
hanging out it's just not classy.

I have no suggestions for this one other than eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww !!!!!

THE DAY THE CRACK ATE THE DENIM.

Hello ladies !!!!! I get it's Summer, It's hot so naturally you might wear less clothing but let's just clear something up!!!! wearing less clothing does not mean you wear less clothing that does not fit and making the world look at your butt cleavage or rolls falling out all over.

If you are a size 16 and wearing a size 10 it doesn't make you look thinner it looks like two pigs fighting over a blanket not sure who forget to send the Memo in NYC but somehow it got lost so here it is again.

Dear Ladies in NYC and the United States,

During the Hot Summer months it's fine to wear less clothing but wear things that fit your body correctly and are the correct size. If you are a 16 wear a 16 squeezing into a 12 "come on" it's not flattering and you are not fooling anyone. Cleavage can be sexy but not when it's BUTT Cleavage this lady wasn't even bending over when I was shocked,scarred and disgusted by her ass Cleavage.

Find clothes that fit you nicely and correctly and are the correct size no wearing a Girl tee as in size 4-6x if you are a grown lady is not the correct size.

Lastly if you feel good looking like two pigs fighting over one blanket you have serious issues and I suggest you contact a mental health doctor.

A Basket Ball Player ate Smokey the Bear

A BASKET BALL PLAYER ATE SMOKEY THE BEAR.!!!!

Now everyone knows about Tricot fabric and just in case you don't it's a fabric usually used in Athletic clothing, Luggage and sometimes underwear and a few other garments or items.

I just could not believe my eyes when I saw this Fashion victim today at the Intrepid Sea,Air and Space Museum.

OK so not really a place one would look for Fashion or people who care about all things Fashion but come on really, you woke up this morning and thought "yes my red shorts with a white stripe compliment my Yarn Dyed long sleeve plaid shirt" to go on a outing to see the Intrepid Museum.

It's Summer so of course this poor lad could be a tourist but that is not a valid excuse because this outfit is terrible in any Country,City and even in Space.

Not only is this outfit reminicant of a basketball player who ate Smokey the bear it was 90 degrees in NY today . Clearly this kid must have wanted to sweat his ass off.


Now here are two looks that could have worked with one of the two garments that were so grossly put together.

#1 dealing with sports
and
#2 A y/d Plaid shirt rolled up sleeves with Jeans or shorts.

WATTS UP WITH THAT OUTFIT

I never claimed I was the best dresser, I never claimed to own Designer clothes but what I do have the claim to is, I have the natural Fashion talent. This is something you can't learn in school you you either have it or you don't.

I wear what I like, what I feel good in and what is comfortable it may not be
the most trendy ,the most expensive or the most cutting edge but there is one thing that is a constant it always matches !!!! I always look good and it's always flattering to my body shape and size.

There is one other thing I have to say because Fashion is a vision, a art and creative there are so many opinions and they are always subjective but I have a clear point of view and that is the reason I started this blog to show terrible missteps and then along with pointing a finger laughing and stating my point of view some helpful tips on how the Fashion Victims of the world could correct their terrible outfits.

It's my opinion and my view not everyone will agree but at the end of the day I have something to say.

To the fashion victims don't dress like a coloring book, wear way too many colors so you look
like Disney put all it's characters into a blender creating (DISNEY LAND THROW UP) or mix garments that just don't go.


Other wise you are going to end up on my BLOG with the caption WATTS UP WITH THAT OUTFIT.

I also have to say being the creative creature I am I never claimed to be a writer or a spelling bee champ so yes my punctuation and spelling might be a tad bad from time to time.