THE DAY THE CRACK ATE THE DENIM.

Hello ladies !!!!! I get it's Summer, It's hot so naturally you might wear less clothing but let's just clear something up!!!! wearing less clothing does not mean you wear less clothing that does not fit and making the world look at your butt cleavage or rolls falling out all over.

If you are a size 16 and wearing a size 10 it doesn't make you look thinner it looks like two pigs fighting over a blanket not sure who forget to send the Memo in NYC but somehow it got lost so here it is again.

Dear Ladies in NYC and the United States,

During the Hot Summer months it's fine to wear less clothing but wear things that fit your body correctly and are the correct size. If you are a 16 wear a 16 squeezing into a 12 "come on" it's not flattering and you are not fooling anyone. Cleavage can be sexy but not when it's BUTT Cleavage this lady wasn't even bending over when I was shocked,scarred and disgusted by her ass Cleavage.

Find clothes that fit you nicely and correctly and are the correct size no wearing a Girl tee as in size 4-6x if you are a grown lady is not the correct size.

Lastly if you feel good looking like two pigs fighting over one blanket you have serious issues and I suggest you contact a mental health doctor.

A Basket Ball Player ate Smokey the Bear

A BASKET BALL PLAYER ATE SMOKEY THE BEAR.!!!!

Now everyone knows about Tricot fabric and just in case you don't it's a fabric usually used in Athletic clothing, Luggage and sometimes underwear and a few other garments or items.

I just could not believe my eyes when I saw this Fashion victim today at the Intrepid Sea,Air and Space Museum.

OK so not really a place one would look for Fashion or people who care about all things Fashion but come on really, you woke up this morning and thought "yes my red shorts with a white stripe compliment my Yarn Dyed long sleeve plaid shirt" to go on a outing to see the Intrepid Museum.

It's Summer so of course this poor lad could be a tourist but that is not a valid excuse because this outfit is terrible in any Country,City and even in Space.

Not only is this outfit reminicant of a basketball player who ate Smokey the bear it was 90 degrees in NY today . Clearly this kid must have wanted to sweat his ass off.


Now here are two looks that could have worked with one of the two garments that were so grossly put together.

#1 dealing with sports
and
#2 A y/d Plaid shirt rolled up sleeves with Jeans or shorts.

WATTS UP WITH THAT OUTFIT

I never claimed I was the best dresser, I never claimed to own Designer clothes but what I do have the claim to is, I have the natural Fashion talent. This is something you can't learn in school you you either have it or you don't.

I wear what I like, what I feel good in and what is comfortable it may not be
the most trendy ,the most expensive or the most cutting edge but there is one thing that is a constant it always matches !!!! I always look good and it's always flattering to my body shape and size.

There is one other thing I have to say because Fashion is a vision, a art and creative there are so many opinions and they are always subjective but I have a clear point of view and that is the reason I started this blog to show terrible missteps and then along with pointing a finger laughing and stating my point of view some helpful tips on how the Fashion Victims of the world could correct their terrible outfits.

It's my opinion and my view not everyone will agree but at the end of the day I have something to say.

To the fashion victims don't dress like a coloring book, wear way too many colors so you look
like Disney put all it's characters into a blender creating (DISNEY LAND THROW UP) or mix garments that just don't go.


Other wise you are going to end up on my BLOG with the caption WATTS UP WITH THAT OUTFIT.

I also have to say being the creative creature I am I never claimed to be a writer or a spelling bee champ so yes my punctuation and spelling might be a tad bad from time to time.