ASS A JIGGLING

A text I got on Saturday Hey its N from work. I took a pic for your blog. this woman was walking on 34 and her underwear were way too tight and with every step she took her butt jiggled. It was very unpleasent No need to say more I love that everyone is on the band wagon for wattsupwiththatoutfit please send me pics :) I ll give you a shout out if you want.

TO TIGHT TAMMY

The thing about this that really get's me is this lady clearly goes to the gym but seriously you
decided before running off to your Spin class to borrow your daughter who is 5 panties and training bra hello can we please wear clothes that fit us correctly so we don't also stop in the bank and look like this gym or not panty lines and a bra so tight it's creating back rolls you don't even really have gross.

Hey Too Tight Tammy please make sure you wear your own clothes next time
this pic was submitted by AM and I love her for it :)

2....4......6....8... she looks like a Cheerleader I love to Hate

Now this pic is hard to tell what is really wrong sorry the subway was dark and my camera has no flash but a Paisley scarf and some kind of Cheerleader Skirt mixed together I really cannot stress enough about mixing patterns. I don't care in Ralph Lauren does it
It's a HOT MESS
hot because it was super hot in the subway and this gal has a scarf around her neck and mess because she wasn't sure what look she was going for Old grandma or Cheerleader.
Maybe a old lady who was once a cheerleader but never let it go. YUCKS

Laura Ingles threw up on her Prairie

While in Boston I had a little time to snap some more pictures.

First off I have said yes prints and plaids and print & print can sometimes go together and by sometimes I mean on a little ass girl not on a grown granny.
Dear Old Lady I get it ,

When you woke up you were in such a cheerful mood you searched through your closet and found the brightest and Boldest floral prints you could find and put them on together along with a ugly cheap yellow purse and walked out of the house the birds were chirping the sun was shining and the Flowers in the Garden were singing to you until you remembered you were on a acid trip and actually looked like something Laura Ingles threw up as she ran to her Little house on the Prairie.

NO do not ever mix bold floral patterns you look like a acid trip coloring book.
I am now throwing up roses and Daisy's and it's not a pretty site.

YUCKERSSS !!!!!

OMG IT'S A polka dot BUFFOON


I went on a mini outing to Govoners Island this weekend and ran into these two
Fashion Victims in route.

PLEASE LISTEN UP ..... PRINTS AND DOTS
STRIPES AND PLAID
JUST DO NOT GO TOGETHER.

The only time mixing prints and stripes can even try to work is when you are a kid but beyond the age of 7 sorry it just does not work.
I think if you resemble a Circus Clown a buffoon or a coloring book you need to go home and change.

Clearly this girl does not own a mirror or she is just a twit. I understand it's hard to see in this little pic but her top was a floral all over print paired with a brown and white tiered skirt with polka dots. Not only did she look like a PRINTED DOT BUFFOON he color scheme didn't even compliment or match in anyway on any level.

On to my other Girl um honey it's 2010 and no a ruffled Bustier top over a white long sleeve
woven button down is not a flattering look. To top it off she tried to wear this Tiny Tim hat
and some ugly pinstriped pants..paired with some nasty belt and gross woolen gloves it's hot as hell outside maybe she smoked some crack before she got dressed because this is just a mess any way you look at it.


This look can only be described as when Charlotte Russe and Scrouge hooked up and had a baby

Cheap clothing,ugly clothing and just a eye sore.

RAINBOW BRITE got the stomach flu and yacked all over the Beach

VOMIT SPEW in neon colors.

How do I even begin to describe this mess and I have actually seen this guy once before .....Yes it's a guy on the R train in Queens. Blonde dreadlocks with a cat , a rat and fly that won't die and perhaps the kitchen sink hidden inside them.

Various layers and yards of fabric in 60 different colors paired with fake flowers and butterflies in his hair on his dress and all over his body.

Feathers sticking out of a Jombie Genie hat straight out of Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse after it hooked up with Pirates of the Caribbean and to top it off a Neon Orange beard.

This guy is none other than a TRAIN WRECK TRANNY.

Do not try this look at home in private with all the lights off or ever.......

WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

Ok so the entire outfit is a mess that it's been in the 90's the last few days in NY and this guy was channeling something I don't really know what but I will say he looked like my assistant from my last Design job flash forward about 60 years.

I can just picture this guy getting ready saying into the mirror I look Fab dahlin fab....Um no
you look Ridiculous you have a sweatshirt wrapped around your shoulders layered on top of a Nylon track jacket with some ugly ass brown shoes and your Katie Perry wanna-be sunglasses paired with your HUGE !!! fake quilted Chanel Purse.

It's 90 degrees outside not only do we need to pick clothes that fit our body we need to wear clothes that fit the season this isn't Colorado OK the subway is a little chilly but really a sweatshirt.

I was bold and snapped the pic while I was sitting directly across from this guy because his outfit was screaming at me so LOUDLY I had to take action.

This is not the worst I have seen in the streets of NY but it's certainly worthy of being talked about.

I call this look Antarctica,Miami,Colorado and UGLY.